Come Again
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Carpets are dying out like the dinosaurs
Everybody wants new laminate floors
They make a house look slick and sleek
Come in imitation pine, oak or teak
There’s no bugs in your rugs
When you click and lay
Get your laminate flooring today.
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Your living room will look like dream
A quick wipe keeps laminate clean
If you spill a glass of red wine
You’ll mop it up in no time
There’s no stain and no pain
It’s the modern way
Get your laminate flooring today.
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You’ll impress your friends and neighbours
When they call in on you
Eyes will be popping, jaws will be dropping
Your nest will look brand new,
You won’t need your vacuum cleaner
Those machines will be extinct as well
You’ll be glad and your humble pad
Will feel like the Paris Hilton hotel.
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Roll up your carpets and chuck them out
Laminate is what floors are all about
Measure each room in your property
Don’t forget we deliver for free
Feel great with laminate
Don’t delay
Get your laminate flooring today.
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Wise choice madam, I’ve seen this down it looks lovely
Good decision sir, this will make your room look larger
Credit card or cash it’s all the same
Thanks for your business, come again.
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Back With You.
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I went down to see my doctor
Thought I'll fix two crows with one stone
Showed him my ingrowing toenail
Said I'm depressed living all alone.
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He said here's some cream that toe
It should be fine in a week or two
When it came to my love life
He said I should get back with you.
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Back with you
It's the only cure for me
Let's act fast and bury the past
There's nothing I wont do
I'm still alive but I can't survive
Unless I'm, back with you.
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I get scarey dreams every night
I'm nervous and edgy all day
My eyes are glued to the floor
I can't go on living this way
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My arms are begging to hold you
My heart needs you by my side
To change my feelings for you
There's nothing anyone can prescribe.
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I'm hurting deep down
And there's only one remedy
I have to get back with you
Cause I need you back with me.
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Thankyou Boss.
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Met my baby at a Springsteen gig
Back in two thousand and one
She jumped on my right foot
When Bruce played Born To Run
She didn't mean to do it
She was just dancing wild and free
But I ended up on crutches
With a plaster up to my knee.
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Wouldn't have happened at a Dylan show
Sting or Luther Vandross
She broke my big toe
Thankyou boss.
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Well we missed Born In The USA
Thunder Road and Jungleland
But she sat in the ambulance
And held on to my hand
The blue lights were flashing
She was so apologetic
But I didn't feel any pain
Her touch was my anesthetic.
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We were in the Tunnel Of Love
Before my foot got x rayed
Took a taxi back to her flat
And I hobbled up the stairway
Discussing the Jersey Devil
She cooked some beans on toast
I didn't stay the night
But it was pretty close.
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We started to see each other
On a romantic basis
Gazing into each others eyes
Kissing in secluded places
Now she's my Rosalita
My indecisive Wendy
She's my dangerous Kitty
And my beautiful Sandy.
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I'm A Gambler.
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Gamblin is in my blood
I'll bet on anything
Three blind mice crossin a highway
I'll take the fat one to win,
Two rats up a drainpipe
That's an even money shot
But the rat without a tail
He's the one with my pot.
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Yeah I'm a gambler
Love takin risks
There aint no better feelin
Than punchin air with my fists.
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I cleaned up on the tortoise
When he flew by the winnin line
I knew that hare would lose
Saw him guzzlin Itallian wine,
Lost a stack on Cinderella
Never thought she'd make the ball
But it came back plus interest
When Humpty took that fall.
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Well I got truely gutted
Sleepin beauty woke from her dream
For six long bet free months
I lived on bread and margarine,
But I studied the form book
And I pulled off a classic coup
Bambi looked washed out
But I knew he'd pull through.
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You gotta lay it down to pick it up
That's my philosophy
Aint no shops in the crematorium
Or down in the cemetery,
Well I'm holdin twenty to one
That aliens will invade in L A
I'll be collectin tomorrow
Posh and Becks flew in today
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The Odd One Out.
Went to a party at Mike and Maggie's flat
Met Len and Lucy and Mary and Matt
Jane and Jack came in with Jim and Joan
I was the only one there on my own.
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I'm the odd one out
Everywhere I go
I don't fit in
Can't slide with the flow,
In this lonely heart
There's no doubt
Without you
I'm the odd one out.
At the cinema last Saturday night
I was fine till they dimmed the lights
Lovers started kissing passionately
I was the only one watching the movie.
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Friends see me alone
And they can tell
Without you by my side
I'm just a broken shell,
Whatever came between us
We can make it right
I don't want to be odd out
For the rest of my life.
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Few And Far Between.
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Sometimes when we argue
I think I should leave you,
I could pack a case
And be out of this place
In a minute or two.
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When we're both headstrong
And we dont get along,
I can't help but think
We've broken the link
It's time I moved on.
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Few and far between
Crazy thoughts are
Few and far between
To live without you
Is an impossible dream,
My heart would crumble into pieces
I would lose my self esteem
I'm glad these thoughts
Are few and far between.
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When love doesn't make any sense
It's easy to look beyond the fence
And think about making that leap,
But whatever comes our way
There will never be a day
When love's path becomes too steep.
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Few and far between
Crazy thoughts are
Few and far between
To live without you
Is an impossible dream,
My heart would crumble into pieces
I would lose my self esteem
I'm glad these thoughts
Are few and far between.
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