Too Much Information.
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Well she's got her own blog yeah she's a regular twitter
She has a spaniel dog and a cat with a litter,
She's a high school teacher with a yellow corvette
Her uncle's a preacher and he's been to Tibet.
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She's got a huge cheese plant and five bonsai trees
She's into Rembrandt and watching scarey movies
Her dad's a plumber and her mom's diabetic
I was going under she was like an anesthetic.
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Her beauty threw me, my jaw suddenly dropped
But when we met, her tongue never stopped,
We could've been a steamy combination
But she gave me, too much information.
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Well I bought a few rounds but I should've walked
Cause the more she put down the faster she talked,
Her next door neighbour can play the mandolin
Her gran's eighty four and she lives in Wisconsin.
She doesn't eat peanuts cause they give her acne
She's often in Starbucks with her best friend Daphne,
She mentioned a cousin who's hooked on ketchup
My brain was buzzing cause she wouldn't shut up.
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The light in her fridge it hasn't worked for weeks
And a tile near her ridge keeps letting in leaks,
Her uncle's loaded but his manshion's a dump
She's been to Peru and done a bungee jump.
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Her brother's got brains he works on Wall street
His first name is James and his middle one's Pete,
Spiders don't bug her but budgies freak her out
Her sister's kid has just become a boy scout.
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When she started on her aches and pains
That's when grabbed the reins
And flexed my jaw bone,
I said baby I could listen to you all night long
But I start work at dawn
And it's time I was heading home.
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Her beauty threw me, my jaw suddenly dropped
But when we met, her tongue never stopped,
We could've been a steamy combination
But she gave me, too much information
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Loving The Fact
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I'm just a dreamer in the scheme of things
Don't know why the birds and the bees have wings
Can't say why the seasons have a set routine
And I've no idea why the grass is green,
The world's full of mystery
I'm loving the fact,
Loving the fact that you love me.
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Everbody knows we're in a recession
People losing their jobs in every profession
Every headline reads like a dear John letter
No one knows when things will get better,
In times of uncertainty
I'm loving the fact
Loving the fact that you love me.
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And it's a fact that this love I feel love for you
Will never crumble or fall apart
You can count on my devotion
To the last beat of my heart.
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The moon shines bright in the turquoise sky
It shows up every night but I can't say why
I can only stretch my mind and speculate
Why we live and breathe and procreate.
But I know instictively
I'm loving the fact
Loving the fact that you love me.
Yes I know instinctively
I'm loving the fact, loving the fact that you love me
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Strange The WayThings Change. . I saw the girl I used to love Walking along the sea shore With her husband and two children And a golden labrador, She didn't see me I was sitting in the shade My mind slipped back To when we had it made. . In a pokey flat with a mattress on the floor Over Mr Cohen's cheese and wine store We never had an angry exchange, Laughing and joking all the time Living on pizzas and out of date wine Oh, It's strange the way things change. . I got a job at the sawmill Greasing machinery wheels She was checking houses for sale And the best mortgage deals, We bought the house That she'd set her heart on Had a picket fence And roses around the lawn. . In our castle in a quiet neighborhood We were king and queen and life was good Making pancakes on the iron range, But when the sawmill closed down Bills mounted up and bailffs came round Oh, it's strange the way things change. . Yes it's weird looking back on things That happened many years ago The bad times we go through Unveil more than we'll ever know. . After she walked on by with her family I folded my paper and finished my coffee Tipped the waitress all my loose change, We used to be heart to heart Now we're a million miles apart Oh, it's strange the way things change Oh, it's strange the way things change. -------------------------------------------------------- The Spider and The Fly. . There's a fly buzzing around Must've sneaked in somehow If my baby was still here I'd have killed it by now, But I dont mind the company He stopped me staring at the floor I've been numb in the head Ever since she said She don't love me any more . chorus Fly around little fly Mind how you go Watch out for that spiders web Up near the window, Stay clear of my whiskey glass And I'll leave you alone Just like the spider Make yourself at home. . I've already told the spider How I miss her desperately But he's hiding somewhere Dont know if he heard me, The sun's blazing in the sky Must be ninety degrees in here But in this heart of mine It's like winter time Every day of the year. . chorus . bridge She's in love with another man And there's nothing I can do Hey little fly Sometimes a heart full of love Can't protect you. . -------------------------- We've Got What It Takes...Country Duet. . him Honey I'm not impressed with this couch you got It feels like a seat in a barbers shop, It's harder than concrete, and my feet Don't reach the ground I keep waiting to hear That scissor clipping sound. . her Well honey I'm not thrilled with your painting skill That wall looks like a scene from a road kill, There's paint on the windows, your good clothes And the door knob I could wear a blindfold..........originally, I could drink a bottle of gin And do a better job. . him.... you got me there babe I'm no Picasso with a paint brush her...I guess you're right babe I bought that couch in a rush, . him,....we get things wrong her.....we make mistakes, together But one thing we're sure of When it comes to love We've got what it takes. . her Honey you said you'd fix the noisy door But it's louder than ever before, It wakes me like thunder, and I wonder Who's creeping in Do you need a degree To squirt oil from a tin. . him Well honey you said you were through buying shoes And I was blown away by the news, But my vision must be, deceiving me Else it's hit a snag Cause on you're right foot I can see a price tag. . her....no flies on you babe I couldn't resist them, him....I'll fix that door babe Thanks for reminding me again. . her....we get things wrong him....we make mistakes together But one thing we're sure of When it comes to love We've got what it takes. . Yes one thing we're sure of When it comes to love We've got what it takes When it comes to love We've got what it takes. ------------------------------------
